Download E-books Zuleika Dobson, Or An Oxford Love Story (International Collectors Library) PDF

A 1911 novel via Max Beerbohm, a satire of undergraduate lifestyles at Oxford in the course of the Edwardian period. Zuleika is a tender femme fatale who enthralls the total undergraduate university at Oxford. each younger guy who sees her falls in love and she or he completely enjoys their cognizance. This satire contains the well-known line "Death cancels all engagements" and provides a corrosive view of Oxford at the moment.

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Download E-books If Ignorance Is Bliss, Why Aren't There More Happy People?: Smart Quotes for Dumb Times PDF

By John Lloyd, John Mitchinson

John Lloyd and John Mitchinson have confirmed themselves to be masters at digging up imprecise proof, abstruse info, and fun anecdotes and offering them without difficulty, a bit slyly, with both nice wit or no less than slightly of tongue in cheek. Their presents are on complete show in Quote Interesting, a full of life, splendidly stress-free anthology of countless numbers of prices when you've got by no means heard sooner than, prepared thematically from A to Z. From laugh-out-loud-funny bon mots to a couple actual headscratchers, Lloyd and Mitchinson have accrued a universe of star-studded blurbs like:

“The Beatles are demise within the fallacious order.” —Victor Lewis Smith
“When you put out of your mind to devour, you recognize you’re alive.” —Henry James

“I imagine humans will be alive this day if there have been a dying penalty.” —Nancy Reagan

“You understand ‘that glance’ ladies get once they wish intercourse? Me neither.” —Steve Martin

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Download E-books Funny Papers (The Funny Papers Trilogy, Book 1) PDF

By Tom De Haven

Booklet one of many humorous Papers Trilogy, De Haven’s impressive journey of twentieth-century the USA, Funny Papers chronicles caricature icon Derby Dugan's beginnings within the rough-and-tumble global of yellow journalism in turn-of-the-century big apple, while Hearst and Pulitzer owned tabloid the United States. The aptly named Georgie Wreckage, a cartoon artist for Pulitzer's day-by-day global, rockets to popularity because the writer of what turns into a highly profitable caricature franchise.

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Download E-books Dead Man Wins Election: The Ultimate Collection of Outrageous, Weird, and Unbelievable Political Tales PDF

By Phil Mason

Despite our alterations, there is a universal thread uniting we all: absurd political screw-ups occur. Welcome to lifeless guy Wins Election, the final word number of strange and outright un bel ievable stories from politics at domestic and all over the world. discover the least efficient politicians, the main outlandish executive judgements, the strangest election effects, and masses more.

Former president invoice Clinton, who touted his presidency because the watershed interval for the trendy info Age. After his White condo departure, it used to be disclosed that of the 40 million emails his place of work produced, CLINTON HIMSELF HAD SENT...TWO.

Harry Stonebreaker, who was once reelected for mayor of Winfield, Missouri, regardless of having died a month earlier than polling day. HE received via A LANDSLIDE WITH ninety percentage OF THE VOTE.

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Download E-books Money in the Bank (Collector's Wodehouse) PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

[Read via Simon Vance]

In average Wodehouse type, Money within the Bank is a full of life narrative jam-packed with witty banter, bumbling buffoons, and wild shenanigans.

George Uffenham, the eccentric 6th viscount of Uffenham, has simply switched over the relatives fortune into diamonds - and stashed them away in a mystery hiding position. yet as good fortune may have it, an unlucky vehicle twist of fate quickly thereafter explanations him to overlook the jewels' situation. on the way to recuperate the gem stones, he needs to set free his property, Shipley corridor, to special online game hunter Clarissa Cork and go back posing because the butler, Cakebread. therefore disguised, he'll give you the chance to go looking the entire rooms and reclaim his relatives pile!

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Download E-books Cat Versus Human PDF

By Yasmine Surovec

A hilarious selection of over a hundred 4 colour cat cartoons together with leading edge layout and snarky observation concerning the joined lives of cats and people. The highly profitable weblog gets over 6,000 web page perspectives in line with day, and lots of of its cartoons have long past viral. forty% new fabric unpublished at the website.

Yasmine Surovec begun sketching her shrewdpermanent and sarcastic Cat as opposed to Human cartoons on the way to chill out and unwind. quickly, her renowned web publication at all started receiving as many as 12,000 hits consistent with day, with a couple of posts going viral and showing on renowned sites equivalent to The Huffington put up and that i Can Has Cheezburger. Now, a range of a hundred Cat as opposed to Human strips--many by no means formerly published--can be came upon within this inaugural number of Cat as opposed to Human.

Proud proprietors of Felis domesticus will immediately realize Surovec's willing insights into cat habit and all the attribute intricacies of the cat-human dating, similar to the attract of an empty cardboard field trumping a dear battery-operated toy or how a cat's favourite nap spot may well as simply be inside of a muddle field, on best of unpolluted laundry, or without delay on most sensible of a human face. Cat as opposed to Human additionally encourages an affectionate examine your once-was-in-mint-condition midcentury smooth couch that's now being unstuffed one cat claw at a time.

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Download E-books Corrigan (New York Review Books Classics) PDF

By Caroline Blackwood

Corrigan is right now a mordant comedy of manners and a truly smooth morality play. considering that her husband's loss of life, the more and more frail Mrs. Blunt has had purely her journeys to his grave to appear ahead to. Her raucous housekeeper's dialog, and cooking, are top forgotten. Nadine, her daughter, is an rare, uneasy customer. Then in the future a captivating, wheelchair-bound Irishman exhibits up at Mrs. Blunt's door looking for charitable contributions. Corrigan is an arch manipulator, Mrs. Blunt is his mark, and ahead of lengthy we become aware of that they're made for every different. because the develop ever extra entrenched, Nadine fears for her mother's protection (or is it for her personal inheritance?). With Corrigan Caroline Blackwood takes a protracted, challenging examine our dearly liked notions of saints and sinners, sufferers and villains, patrimony and current pleasure—and winks.

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Download E-books Gangsta Granny PDF

By David Walliams

A hilarious and relocating tale of outdated age, event, stolen jewels and swimming the Thames, from David Walliams, #1 bestseller and quickest transforming into children's writer within the state.
"I completely love David Walliams's books. In a couple of extra years they'll turn into classics." – Sue Townsend, writer of Adrian Mole
Our hero Ben is bored past trust after he's made to stick at his grandma's condominium. She's the boringest grandma ever: all she desires to do is to play Scrabble, and consume cabbage soup. yet there are issues Ben doesn't learn about his grandma. 1) She used to be a global jewel thief. 2) All her lifestyles, she has been plotting to thieve the Crown Jewels, and now she wishes Ben's help…

About the Author-

Matt Lucas and David Walliams met in 1990 on the nationwide formative years Theatre and have been introduced jointly through their shared love of Reeves and Mortimer. they've got either starred in quite a few television and level productions. Matt and David have written 3 bestselling sequence of Little Britain, and raised million kilos for comedian aid with a constrained version DVD. lately they played a checklist breaking run in their reside express on the Hammersmith Apollo and feature played to over 650,000 humans within the UK.

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Download E-books The Stainless Steel Rat Goes to Hell PDF

By Harry Harrison

Fresh experience of slippery Jim DiGriz, the SF superhero the TLS in comparison to James Bond and Flash Gordon and the day-by-day Telegraph, referred to as the Monty Python of the spaceways. whereas our anti-hero is taking it effortless at the inn planet Lussouso, his spouse Angelina and her cavorting buddies are on the temple ofEternal fact, being bamboozled into believing that eventually they could purchase their means into heaven. while Angelina asks 1 pertinent query too many, Slippery Jim unexpectedly reveals himself with out a spouse. in the Temple of everlasting fact lie the doorways to Heaven and Hell - to discover Angelina, Jim and his dual sons must holiday down these doorways and discover the worlds at the back of them. In outer house, the satan makes paintings for idle palms.

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